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Wishes Demotivational Poster


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

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tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes butterflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


SURPRISE! -




THE THIRD WISH -


TAGS: roger waters three wishes monkeys paw d oh
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 10:10 am

Great, just literally spewed coffee on the keyoard, and my dog is giving me a WTF look.
gas - July 27, 2011, 3:58 pm
"I want my d*** to hit the floor!"... and the genie cutted his legs xDD 5L
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
eque5trian =)


JEANNIE IN A BOTTLE - Why the hell didn't they WISH to see her naked? Proof Nelson was a dumbass!


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.53/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 10:34 am
SECONDED @ nelson was a DUMBA55 the one disgrace to our military , we had to get the one Pansy who would not FRAK the sauce out of her >__>
R.S.Jake - January 12, 2010, 11:43 am
Not in my mind. When I watched that show, I ALWAYS saw her naked! Too much sharing?
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 11:06 am
Even this much was considered daring when the TV show was first aired!


DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


TIME IN A BOTTLE -




EITHER WAY ENJOY THE VIEW -


TAGS: destiny calendar lost wishes
Rating: 4.36/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT - first star i see tonight. i wish i may i wish i might. Put it in my wifes butt tonight.


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.85/5

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WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.




THREE WISHES FOR YOU -


TAGS: wishes shithead you re the one that sucks
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - April 26, 2009, 1:17 pm

Hmmm, shithead can't count...that is one wish posted 3 times.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:01 am
3 wishes for you ron: 1. GTFO MY MOTIFAKE 2. GTFO MY MOTIFAKE 3. GTFO MY MOTIFAKE
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Just in case poophead only comes to comment section...don,t want him to miss the fun...lol


ONE WISH -




BLONDE BRUNETTE REDHEAD - Be careful what you wish for....


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
Reminds me of Dracula's brides.
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:30 am
Oh I am careful in my wishing, and all three means i die broke, wore out but with a smile that would make the Joker jealous
forseti - March 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
Brunette! .... Absolutely!
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:59 am
frak that *ill die a happy man cus she has that devious smirk* [ oh yeah baby , ill break you before u can count 9-1-1 ] (and lo i was not scared anymore XD)
Zed - February 25, 2010, 5:59 am
My wife and I would like a five-way with those three...
Xantharon - February 25, 2010, 4:18 am
Brunette! .... Absolutely!
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 11:04 am
Can I have one of each??
Derek - January 12, 2010, 4:47 am
What's the risk?


STARLIGHT -


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 4.06/5

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bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:48 pm
thanks, and i always have emrgency bacon close
forseti - October 1, 2010, 4:29 pm
You wish for bacon, right?! 5 stars
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:45 pm
Nice one skank!


LISTEN -




MY DREAM HOUSE - All I can say is: Heeeeeeeeee!!!!!


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.87/5

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jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:32 am
Never do it naked! oh the places the splinters will go
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:12 am
ok.......soooooorrrryyy...pffft!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:11 am
Sorry... I misread the tone that wasn't there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:05 am
It wasn't genuine.....
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:03 am
Ugh... that word should never be directed at me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
sorry?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Reassuring considering my sleepwalking and all.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Thanks for taking the wind out of that sail.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Nope....ground floor.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Still a second story though, right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:57 am
And that's why I live in an apartment without stairs.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:56 am
WOuldn've saved my dad a load of bruises on many a night. I mean, he slid down the stairs anyhow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
What is this "sober" you speak of?
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
Hell, thats how I would get ready for work every day. Put all the clothes on the slide, and try to slide into them on the way down.
thatonechick - January 12, 2010, 12:52 am
That would be fun SOBER. LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:50 am
That would be soooo fun drunk. 5L


WISHES - someone is going to help you make this one come true.


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.83/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:47 pm

she is that dirty, just not with you....sorry, I had to go there


THE WISHING STONE - Illegal in 40 States and at MotiFake.com


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.67/5

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WISHES - When they dont come true it can piss a guy off.


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.36/5

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OPPORTUNITIES -


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.33/5

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THE WISHES ELF -


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.08/5

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shmoe13 - January 5, 2011, 2:30 am
seems link is trying the au naturale thing...and i dont even want to know what hes gonna do with that fish
The Goat - January 12, 2010, 1:58 am
Is changing myself into a human being worth 20 years with Bubba?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:57 am
That's not what the subpoena says.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:56 am
My picture tends to drive animals, and people, away.
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 12:55 am
i still use them for bait
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:54 am
The picture of you that he keeps in a locket?
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 12:54 am
Naked elf, waiting fish........... I'll give you one guess at what he used for bait.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:53 am
That looks like a sucker fish....we used to cut them up for ice fishing bait.....this poster is creepy.


EMBARRASSMENT - When his friends see this He'll know what it feels like!!




Angel On His Shoulder -


TAGS: angels heaven hell wishes marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 3:28 am
Sometimes wishes do come true... :(
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:45 am
Loved the twist ending.


Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Make A Wish -


TAGS: men bar genie wishes wrong
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:07 am
Nah...just a lot of bullheaded MS paint with several curse words thrown in for good measure ;)
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:05 am
or learn to love what life (or a drop dead gorgeous genie) throws ya...teehee.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Thanks Grey.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:03 am
No thank you, glad you enjoyed!
ughomer - September 10, 2014, 9:39 am
A Classic, Pwissy! Lot of detail photoshopping here! 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:52 am
...and the moral is: enunciate!
Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 11:21 pm
5LMAO. Hahahaha
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:10 pm
Thank you MP! Great humor!
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 3:01 pm
HAH!
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:34 pm
Thanks lg...just couldn't resist. It had to be a Mr. Gary ...teehee.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:32 pm
Thanks Sho! I tried to get your good side. And tried. And tried...
Sho - September 9, 2014, 1:22 pm
almost chocked on my lemonade lol. Great one, Miss P. 5/f!
lgvernon - September 9, 2014, 12:53 pm

Wunnerful take on an oldie but goodie~~and I ain't referrin' to the three in the art. 5L


YES DEAR -


TAGS: plans wishes marriage
Rating: 4.89/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 8:58 am
5&f


HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers


TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm
Nuts...for Xmas again??


merry christmas, everybody! -


TAGS: dizzy xmas wishes from dizz
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 25, 2017, 11:54 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - December 25, 2017, 5:51 am
Thanks! Likewise!


ENUNCIATION -


TAGS: wishes come true speak clearly
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 11:08 pm

Close. Very close.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:57 pm
Don't know the joke but you come up with a little less than 12" if you don't measure from your butt? Or did I come up with a new interpretation? Very funny! ^!
lgvernon - February 26, 2016, 5:59 pm

Glad you got it.
Rick69 - February 26, 2016, 4:55 pm
Had I not heard the original joke, I don't I would have got this one...


BAD GENIE JOKE -


TAGS: three wishes
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2013, 9:25 pm
*5 rubs
Greeny - May 22, 2013, 9:23 pm
It took me a while; but I'm no Dick Tracy 5rubs


THREE WISHES - Using the first to enter the Miss America Pageant; The second for unbelieveable beauty; and, Realizing where the third should be applied...




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